janeandthehivequeen:

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

(via sorry)

guiltygirl:

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

(via pur-su1t)

naprasno:

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

(via xscapia)

spudical:

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

(Source: leftboob-enthusiast, via sorry)

goddessofidiocy:

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship

(via syrian-bitch)

mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

(via ugly)

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

(Source: darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore, via ugly)